Originally published at Cinema Sugar.
These are dark times. Itâs tempting to feel that itâs never been darker, that the weight of our modern struggles is unprecedented.
But I take comfort in knowing that film noirâa genre that has existed for almost 100 yearsâhas been there before. Itâs seen some shit. To show this, Iâve picked a few timeless, hard-won lessons and two noirs that illustrate them: one classic and one modern.
So letâs light up some cigarettes, pour a round, and stare down this cruel world together.
1. Crime Doesnât Pay
The plan is always simple at the beginning. Maybe you want to knock off an old rich guy for the insurance payout (Double Indemnity) or stage a kidnapping for ransom money (Fargo). Doesnât matter, because itâs not going to work and youâre going to pay hardâwith your dignity, livelihood, or worse.
2. Beware Who You Marry
Do you really know your spouse? Can you ever be sure they wonât plot your grisly demise with clockwork precision, only to have the act go awry and ruin your life (Dial M for Murder) or morph into twisted mind games (Gone Girl)? Think really hard about whom youâll commit yourself âtil death do you part.
3. Fame is Dangerous
The greatest illusion of showbiz isnât what we see on the screen but how it hides everything sacrificed to get it there. We donât see the screenwriter of Sunset Blvd face down in a pool and shot in the back by a jealous actress, or the darkly absurd lives of aspiring actors in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. The cost of a movie ticket is a lot cheaper.
4. Sometimes the Bad Guys Win
For every evildoer held accountable there are several more who get away with it, whether itâs an abuser engaging in real estate fraud (Chinatown) or a real-life serial killer eluding capture (Zodiac). You can drive yourself mad trying to seek justice in an unjust world.
5. Nothing Is Real
Go ahead, chase all the shadows you want through the tunnels of Vienna (The Third Man). Follow all the mangled clues to your mystery woman (Under the Silver Lake). In this world, what you seek isnât always what you get. Whether that be love, justice or the cold hard, bloody truthâreality is a moving target.
6. The Media is Manufactured
Sometimes it really is #fakenews. The movies about righteous, crusading reporters taking down a big bad villain may win Oscars, but they usually don’t show the full story behind how the news gets made, whether it’s a journalist prolonging a crisis for personal gain (Ace in the Hole) or hunting for voyeuristic crime footage (Nightcrawler). (Mis)trust, but verify.
7. You Canât Escape Yourself
Try as you might, youâll always come back to yourself. You can work hard to project an image of normalcy to others, but your shadow self will eventually reveal itself: while you stalk a creepy motel (Psycho), attempt to solve a mystery (Memento), or otherwise attempt in vain to beat back the darkness.