Sometimes when we’re driving, our 4 year old will provide turn-by-turn directions in a robotic voice as they do in Bluey as the “sat nav” (i.e. GPS). Which is always funny because he doesn’t understand directions. But it was especially funny the last time he did it because his directions were not only wrong but hilariously indifferent.

Go in a straight line, he droned, then go whichever way you want. It’s up to you, whatever makes sense.

It went on like this for a bit. My wife and I were trying not to laugh, but it felt like an SNL skit waiting to happen.