First published as an Instagram Reel just for funsies.
Have you heard about the latest hot gadget? It’s called a “typewriter” and it has all the fancy, cutting-edge features you need:
High-res screen — the writing surface looks just like real paper because that’s what it is
Strong security — your writing is encrypted and unable to be viewed by third parties because it’s just on a piece of paper in your house
Wi-Fi enabled — you’ll be Wireless Finally
Crazy long battery life — you literally batter it to make it work
Insightful analytics — you’ll be able to track reader views and clicks because the number will always be zero
Powered by AI — only an Analog Individual can operate it
Find one in your local app thrift store today!
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