1. Thou shalt be caught up.
2. Thou shalt hold all questions until commercial breaks.
3. Thou shalt not bring a friend who hath not seen Lost or hath not been caught up.
4. Thou shalt offer theories upon the conclusion of the episode.
5. Thou shalt not use the bathroom during the show and then ask thine friends what hath ocurreth.
6. Thou shalt not answer thy phone during the show.
7. Thou shalt make a claim as to thy favorite character and defend thy choice.
8. Thou shalt never attendeth a “Dress As Thy Favorite Lost Character” party. Thou art not a Harry Potter fan and therefore hath some self-respect.
9. Thou shalt pick between Sawyer and Jack.
10. Thou shalt have no other shows before Lost.