Area Man Sad

I could see it coming, but I read the news about The Onion ceasing all print publication with sadness. Growing up in Madison, the Onion's hometown, and now living in Chicago, its current headquarters, I've had easy access to the weekly editions. Lately my Onion diet has been exclusively online, so the print copy is hardly essential to … Continue reading Area Man Sad

Breaking News: Jesus Christ Registers As A Republican

BREAKING NEWS: Jesus Christ registers as a Republican GOP officially God’s Own Party In a move sure to spark endless debate, Jesus Christ, the Son of God and Savior of the world, has declared himself a Republican. “I’ve been a moderate for most of eternity,” said Christ, speaking at a press conference. “But lately, Barack … Continue reading Breaking News: Jesus Christ Registers As A Republican

Kristen Wiig = Hilarious

I'm always annoyed when people say Saturday Night Live isn't as good as it used to be. It's unfair to judge a group of relatively unknown performers against their much more famous predecessors. Especially when their predecessors and their funniest skits have had time to become more popular and time-tested. That said, these first two episodes … Continue reading Kristen Wiig = Hilarious